Well, it turns out that a sprained ankle can be pretty painful. And purple. And the size of a softball.
A week later, when I had finally become convinced that my foot was in fact going to fall off, I saw a doctor.
"Why did you wait?" asked the very kind M.D. I unconvincingly muttered something about my extraordinary virility, receiving a wry smile in return. No broken bones, three x-rays confirmed. I'm now the proud owner of a brand new air cast.
A week later, when I had finally become convinced that my foot was in fact going to fall off, I saw a doctor.
"Why did you wait?" asked the very kind M.D. I unconvincingly muttered something about my extraordinary virility, receiving a wry smile in return. No broken bones, three x-rays confirmed. I'm now the proud owner of a brand new air cast.
Nonetheless, we did make it to The Northwoods. And despite my being hobbled, had a great time. Brie (the aforementioned better half) had a close encounter with a bald eagle, we met all of the town's newest Hodags, and thoroughly enjoyed the peace and quiet . . . aside from my occasional whimpering.
The moral of the story: Clearly I no longer possess the cat-like agility of my youth. But perhaps more importantly, that my communication skills still need some fine-tuning. Despite Brie's persuasive arguments that I should see a doctor - number one among them "your foot might be broken, you dolt" - I wasn't really practicing active listening. Or active thinking, apparently. And as my fellow students can attest, listening - really listening - is key to good communication. Not to mention, it turns out, making sound medical decisions.
Now, if you will excuse me, it's time to ice the softball.
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